In India,
there's a Creator God who is known as Brahma.
Indians believe that they're living inside Brahma's dream.
If Brahma wakes up,
everything in this world
will disappear including you and me.
This is because all of us are living inside Brahma's dream.
One, two, three, traffic light. Be careful when crossing the road!
You moved!
One, two, three, traffic light...
Our son has become united with nature in harmony.
He can play with nature.
His heavenly spirit is much higher than ours.
-One, two, three, traffic light... -Our son was born here and grew up here.
He has yet to experience the challenges of the outside world.
That's not considered as a real unification with nature.
Your parcel.
Dear, let me open it.
Let me help you.
It's fine now.
Senior?
Your son has grown up and so has my daughter.
I'll host a yoga contest to find a potential husband for my daughter.
Let your son participate in it.
Thank you!
Dad, Mom.
It turns out there is a fourth person in this world
other than the three of us.
My son.
It's time for you to leave this mountain.
This was my formal attire before I moved here.
Remember to marry Indian Beauty at King of Yoga's city.
Okay.
If there's a chance, learn to be a bad person as well.
Learning to be a bad person is one of the experiences and tests.
Okay.
What if he becomes rotten to the core until there's no point of return?
Right.
Here is a bag.
You can open it only when you're rotten to the core.
Okay.
Set out earlier. It takes a least a month to get off the mountain.
No worries.
I can transform into a ball and roll down the mountain.
To unify with nature in harmony!
Goodbye, Dad and Mom!
Our son is awesome.
I hope he can improve himself after going through the challenges.
Everyone!
Tally's yoga contest for potential husband begins now!
-Tally's yoga contest -Tally's yoga contest
-for potential husband begins now! -for potential husband begins now!
Over here, these are Tally's luxurious dowries!
-Over here, -Over here,
-these are Tally's luxurious dowries! -these are Tally's luxurious dowries!
The lady who sits in the middle of the dowry is Tally!
Her legs are 42 inches long.
Her waist circumference is 22 inches.
Her bust circumference is 32 inches.
She has the face of an angel.
Her mouth is so big. Indian Beauty is prettier. I'm leaving.
Indian Beauty has more dowries. I'm leaving.
Cut the crap, get to the point.
All right. I'm getting to the point.
Anyone who can perform yoga and shrink into this urn
will be Tally's husband.
-If we can shrink into it, -If we can shrink into it,
-we'd marry Indian Beauty instead. Leave. -we'd marry Indian Beauty instead. Leave.
-There's nothing to see. Leave. -There's nothing to see. Leave.
There's nothing to see.
Nobody wants her.
She won't get married.
My holy Brahma, please grant me a good husband.
If not, please give Indian Beauty a nasty husband.
What just fell down?
-An expert. -He's a real expert.
Where do you come from?
I got here after rolling down from the Himalayas for four days.
-You're such an expert! -Yes, I've unified with nature.
-You should thank Brahma for this. -Thank you, Brahma.
Do you know how to go to Yoga City?
Because I want to marry Indian Beauty.
You must marry me since you got into my golden urn!
No way. My parents told me to marry Indian Beauty.
-Goodness! -I just prayed to Brahma
that if I don't get a good husband, give Indian Beauty a nasty one.
Does nasty and bad mean the same thing?
Bad means nasty.
Okay, you can teach me. I'll marry Indian Beauty and that will do it.
You'd rather be a bad guy and marry Indian Beauty instead of me?
Yes.
Okay. I'll teach you to be a bad guy then.
All right. Thank you.
-I'll teach you how to beat people. -Okay.
Those three goons messed up the DVDs.
Watch and learn.
YOUNG AND DANGEROUS
EXPAND YOUR ILLUSION
Gosh!
It feels good.
Why does it look so ugly to beat people?
It is that ugly.
Okay.
-No... -Are you okay?
-Good? -Yes, I'm coming.
-You're cute! -"Cute"?
No!
It's so cute!
It's okay!
It feels so good.
-It feels so good. -What are you doing?
I'm coming!
Does it feel good?
-It's okay. -Save me from this man.
Go!
Let's do it!
This is Diamond.
This is Club.
This is very time-consuming.
Why don't we watch the DVD?
This is right.
Ladies and gentlemen.
Five...
Five aced cigarettes.
Ladies and gentlemen.
Five... Five aced cigarettes.
Why does it keep repeating?
These movies always repeat the same thing.
Okay.
Five aced cigarettes.
-Three of Diamonds. -Two of Spades.
What? Then, I'll put Four of A Kind.
Ladies and gentlemen.
Five...
Five aced cigarettes!
Five...
Five aced...
Five aced cigarettes.
Ladies and gentlemen.
Five...
Five aced cigarettes.
You don't know how to beat people, play poker or mah-jongg.
You're just useless. Why bother learning to be bad?
Please don't stop teaching me.
My dad said, no matter how hard it is, I must learn to be a bad person.
I can open this bag when I'm rotten to the core.
Hey!
My dad said I can only open it when I'm rotten to the core!
I'll be seeing it, not you.
"The Indian Magic Oil."
"Drink one drop to erase one day of memory.
Drink the same amount of drops
according to the number of days you've been bad."
Gosh. How is there such a thing in the world?
I know how to feel the tiles.
One...
Character!
Nine Characters!
Eight Bamboos!
This world is so unfair.
The good things always go to Indian Beauty.
Why do you hate Indian Beauty so much?
Four Bamboos!
Because she is beautiful.
So are you.
West!
I have such a big mouth. How am I pretty?
No.
I think you look very pretty.
All my friends from Hong Kong.
Welcome to the Blue City of India. Be careful!
Since it’s blue everywhere, it’s easy to get lost.
Uncle Panic, cheer up. We're here for a vacation.
My friend, try it.
Come on. Try it.
It's very fun. Try it.
-Uncle Panic, try it. -That's right.
The psychologist told you to try everything.
Try it. It's fun.
Uncle Panic, try it.
-Listen to the psychologist. -Get out there. Try it.
Hello my friend, try it.
Don't be afraid. It's very fun.
-You're such a coward. Give it to me. -Careful!
Cross the sky
and come back to us!
Wake up!
Who is interested to try it? You?
You? Come and try it, my friend!
You?
Look at me. Come!
Look at me.
Hypnosis.
Uncle Brave, could you just let my uncle play?
Hypnosis!
Look at me.
Look at me, little girl.
Hypnosis!
I'm so useless.
Get up! Bravo!
Be brave.
Due to business failure,
-my uncle is afraid of everything. -I see.
I'm the exact opposite.
I'm not afraid of anything.
I would even eat shit if it doesn't stink.
Life is short. We should try everything.
If not, why would I come to India?
I like it here because it's a bizarre place.
Check this out!
"The Indian Magic Oil"?
How magical is it?
The Indian Magic Oil.
Drink one drop to erase your memory for a day.
Drink the entire bottle and you'll lose all your memory.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Do I drink or apply it?
Drink it.
-For drinking? -Yes.
-Four bottles. -Take them.
All right.
One, two, three.
This is for your uncle.
It's my treat.
-What's wrong? -What's wrong?
Where's my money?
Don't be afraid. It's right here.
Thank you.
This bag has many tricks.
I like to go around with all my money.
Be brave.
My friend, hypnosis?
Try everything, right?
Give me all your money.
-Give me all your money. -Give me all your money.
Thieves!
Let's see how magical it is.
Drink it.
Which one is our tour bus?
Why are we in India?
I think I remember.
-We came for a vacation with our uncle. -What about me?
Are you our uncle?
Am I your uncle?
-Hypnosis... -Hypnosis...
Please go to this hotel.
Has my tour group arrived yet?
The...
tour...
group...
Why are we staying in this kind of hotel?
Because your business had failed and you have no money.
I have money.
I have lots of money.
Did I really have a business failure?
Hey.
Am I really your uncle?
How come I don't seem to know you?
-Hey! -Hey, stop!
-Hey! -Hey, it's leaving. Stop it.
Are we so broke that we can't afford to sit on the rooftop of the bus?
Yes.
You had a business failure.
Are you from Hong Kong?
I don't know. Are you?
Yes. I sell curry at Chungking Mansions.
I killed someone in Mong Kok.
I was imprisoned in Stanley Prison. I'm bringing them to see their mom.
If she ties a yellow ribbon on a tree,
it means my wife has forgiven me.
This is my home address.
I'm very nervous.
Hey!
Give me back my wife's photo!
I know who I am.
Who?
I'm your dad.
I sell curry at Chungking Mansions.
I killed someone in Mong Kok.
I was imprisoned in Stanley Prison for a few years.
I'm bringing you guys back to see your mom.
If she forgives me,
she will tie a yellow ribbon
on the tree outside the house.
This is my wife.
-Mom. -Mom.
I'm very nervous.
I had a business failure.
I lost my nephews too.
I would like to jump into the sea now.
Jump...
into the sea.
"Jump into the sea"?
You're taking me to jump into the sea?
Jump into the sea.
Now, I want to jump off a building.
Jump off...
a building.
Don't come near me. I'll jump.
I'm very arrogant. Don't try to make me laugh.
I'll jump if you get closer.
You don't mind if I get changed here, right?
Draw me.
It is so similar.
It's exactly the same. You're so awesome!
I guess that would be my fiancé.
Be brave. You can fight him.
You can fight him.
Punch him.
Elephant, over there!
Why are you doing this to me?
I don't like my husband being sneaky.
You can fight him.
I'm here!
I can't fight him.
How is that so?
Catch this.
It's for him to eat! Not you!
You passed.
I'm not trying to make you win, but I want you to face it.
Actually, Elephant isn't my fiancé.
He's a real elephant.
What about this?
It's an illusion.
Is this an illusion too?
If so, I'd rather not wake up forever.
Dear, I'm pregnant!
That fast?
Oh, no. It's time to deliver.
Both are safe and sound.
Dear, I gave birth to a baby boy!
It would be nice if we have a daughter too.
Greet your dad.
-She has grown up already? -Same goes to your son.
Grow up quickly.
Dear, our son took the second place in the exam.
Who took the first place?
Of course it's our daughter.
Improve on your studies.
Awesome! They've graduated from university!
How time flies!
Dear.
Are you satisfied with such a life?
What are you not satisfied with?
That tour fare which costs 9,000 dollars.
Do you still care about that 9,000 dollars tour fare?
I joined barely a day.
Dear, don't be like that. You have assets worth over 900 billion dollars.
On the day that I got lost,
I had very bad luck.
I only had one dollar.
Dear!
Dear?
If it's really you,
spread your tail.
Hypnosis.
Dear, wait for me.
Thieves!
Men who beat up their wife are the worst.
That's why we're now teaching you how to beat up your wife.
I don't have a wife. Who am I going to beat?
No problem. I'll lend you mine.
-No! -Lie down!
-No? How about now? -No!
-No? Go to hell! You're humiliating me!
-No! -You're taking such a long time.
-Dai Sor! -Yes.
-Borrow two wives for him to beat up. -Okay.
-Enough! -Borrowing us to be beaten?
-I'll beat you to death. -I'll beat you to death.
-Beat you!
I'm gay!
If there is no wife, that means I don't need to learn, right?
No, you must learn!
Next time, you need to beat Indian Beauty.
-Hit my head. -What?
Take it.
Hit my head!
Just hit her already!
-Hit her. -Hurry up!
Hit it!
-Hit it! -Hurry!
-Hit it. -No.
-Hit it. -Hit her to death.
-Hit her head! -Hit it!
-Hit her head! -I dare you to hit her.
-Hit it. -Hit it.
Three of you, look over there.
-What happened? -Tally bit me.
She bit you?
There isn't any sign or mark.
-How did she bite you? -Like this.
Anyone who can perform yoga and shrink into this urn
will be my husband.
All experts, you missed the chance last time. Don't miss it again.
All experts, seize the opportunity. Hurry!
This urn is even smaller than the previous one.
Whoever is able to get in there is surely not a human.
Stop hosting contests if you don't want to get married.
It's obvious she's fooling us.
Stop booing!
It seems like it's very difficult to get into this urn.
Actually, it's very easy. Let me demonstrate it to you.
First, place your left leg in.
That's right. Then, relax your shoulder, hands and other muscles.
Next, place your right leg in.
That's right. It's a little shaky.
Be careful or it'll be bad if you roll down.
Now, it's best to slowly turn--
Hey!
Little punk, this urn represents Tally's heart.
If you don't want to marry her, don't get inside it!
Tally is crazy. You'll be in deep trouble if you provoke her.
I'll teach you how to really beat someone up. Follow me.
Just die!
Got you!
-Is it good enough to fall from here? -Yes.
Later, I'll stand over here.
You run all the way there.
Then, speed up in full force and knock me down with a kick.
I won't dodge and you can kick me.
-Are you happy with this? -Yes.
No way. I'm afraid you'll dodge.
If you dodge, I'll fall.
I surely won't dodge.
I'll be dead if you dodge.
Can't you trust me just once?
I trust you but I'm really scared.
All right.
Let's switch. You stand right here.
I'll go over there and run over to kick you down.
If you dodge, I'll fall.
-You wouldn't be so scared then? -Yes.
You'd better dodge!
Of course. Do you think I'm a fool?
Hang in there. Don't die.
You can't treat her so nicely after you marry her.
Who?
-Indian Beauty. -Okay.
Thieves!
Hypnotize me.
-I want to go back and meet my wife. -Hypnosis.
-Hypnosis... -Not done yet.
-Hypnosis... -Thanks.
-Hypnosis... -Hypnosis...
Not this place. It's not this illusion.
-Who are you? -You're intruding my territory?
I'll kill you!
Elephant.
Dear, I'm back.
You're so eager to get back that 9,000 dollars?
Now, I'm giving you 10,000 dollars.
Yes!
Take the money and we'll break all ties.
Dear, why do you want to kill me?
I'm avenging my family and my children!
Hey!
Over there!
-Hey, don't run! -I won't stop!
-Hey, stand right there! -Don't run!
-Stand right there! -Stand right there!
Dear, I'm sorry.
You've received so much, and yet you're not satisfied.
You ruined our family!
Hey, don't run!
Don't run!
Calm down. Harmony brings prosperity. Gosh!
Fighting will ruin your relationship.
Put your sword down, everything will be fine.
Just stop fighting.
-Gosh! -No, she has lost her mind.
-Calm down! -Calm down!
Dear, can you ever forgive me?
Dear, I didn't fool around!
I thought that guy with mustache was you.
Ms. Indian Beauty, you're back.
-Where is my dad? -He is in the Two-headed Snake's Temple.
The Brahma's new messenger is a Singh. He comes from the Himalayas.
That means your son-in-law is Himalaya Singh.
Take care of this.
The Brahma's new messenger is a Singh. He comes from the Himalayas.
That means your son-in-law is Himalaya Singh.
Well...
Is that my junior's son?
Your daughter will come in and quarrel with you after ten seconds.
Then, she'll run away. You must lock her up.
-Dad. -Beauty.
Dad.
You can't choose my husband for me.
This is your destiny!
-I want the freedom to love. -This is India!
I must marry someone that I love.
I shouldn't have sent you to study in England!
Dad!
Dad, please!
Indian Beauty.
Your dad just locked the front door, not the back door.
Quickly head to the east and you'll run into your Mr. Right.
Indian Beauty.
Your dad just locked the front door, not the back door.
Quickly head to the east and you'll run into your Mr. Right.
Thank you, Two-headed Snake!
Hey, take us along.
We haven't been outside for a long time.
Don't go!
I'm not your wife. I'm a peacock.
Wake up. Stop dreaming.
Remember. Be brave and cherish everything!
Indian Beauty.
Two-headed Snake, why did you bite me?
After ten seconds, your Mr. Right will show up and suck the blood out.
Be brave.
Hey, how do I get here?
Go and check out
if there's a yellow ribbon there.
Okay.
-Dad, look. -Dad, look.
Mom.
Be good from now on.
Listen to your mom.
-Dad! -Dad!
Let's go home together.
I've made a mistake.
I can't bring myself to see her.
Dad!
-Don't leave us. -Listen to me.
You won't have a good life with me.
Get over there!
Aren't you listening to me?
Get over there!
-Why are you here? Get over there! -Dad, no!
-Dad. -Don't push me.
-Get over there! -No!
-Dad, don't leave us!
Leave!
You're bad. You don't listen to me!
-No! -I don't want you anymore.
-Dear! -No!
Dear!
-Dear. -My sons!
-Mom! -Mom!
-Dear! -Dear.
My sons!
-Mom! -Mom!
Dear!
-Dear! -Dear!
-Mom! -Dear!
Give my hand back to me.
Give my wife's photo back to me!
"I'm not their dad.
I'm their uncle."
We got lost and missed the tour bus.
Our tour bus!
-Yes. -Hey!
Hey!
Wait up!
-My friend. -Why do they have coconuts?
Why the three of us don't have coconuts?
All of them get to sit except us!
Did we not pay the tour fare?
-Hey, you dropped something! -Hey!
You dropped something!
-There are lots of money! -Lots of money!
Uncle, what should we do with the money?
That depends if we are the good guys or the bad guys.
Good guys will return others' belongings.
Bad guys will keep it for themselves.
We didn't keep the money despite picking it up.
It looks like we are not bad guys.
Where's the money?
Hey, what are you looking for?
Do you need help? Answer me!
No, thanks.
You'd better be!
I've been watching you for some time.
The three of you are whispering to one another's ears and acting sneakily.
Tell me if you need help. I'm the person in charge here!
-No, thanks. -Hey, take a shower.
Hey, do you want to worship Brahma?
Do you want to learn yoga or buy flowers? You're not answering me!
Ma'am, just say so if you need help.
Are you crazy to carry it by yourself?
Come. Let me help you with it.
Goodness! It's so heavy! Do you have a death wish?
You should let the youngsters do this!
-Watch out! -Look at your disciple.
He's becoming worse and more like us.
If Indian Beauty gets married to him, her entire family
-will never have peace anymore. -Right.
Uncle, is the guy who talked loudly a good guy or a bad guy?
Of course he's a good guy.
Hey, who did you say is a good guy?
I'm talking to you!
The three fools with hats!
If that's not considered a bad guy, what is it then?
Sit down!
Next time, don't ever let me hear you say that he's a good guy!
-Got it? -I'll beat you if I hear that again!
Get out of here!
Damn it! He's still a good guy.
Is it because of us?
Are we not bad enough? Is that why we couldn't make him be one?
Why don't we find him a tutor?
Why did I ask you to buy the dyes?
-I forgot. -I forgot.
Check if you've written it down.
"Today, we..."
Not this.
Let me see.
This is...
"There were three wicked men with many tattoos at the bathhouse."
"Draw something to protect ourselves."
Draw quickly.
Go to the bathhouse after it's done.
Take a bath.
-Hey, wake up! -What's the matter?
Hey!
What's going on?
I know who we are.
Who?
Idiots!
We're the Japanese triad!
Initially, this place was ours.
Hey!
It's the three of you again?
Do you want to buy flowers?
Do you want to worship Brahma or learn yoga?
You're not answering--
Intruding my territory?
-Intruding my territory? -Do it again if you dare!
-Intruding my territory? -I'm not afraid of you.
-Intruding my territory? -Do it again!
-Intruding my territory? -Use both legs if you dare!
Gosh!
Smash it if you dare.
Do you think I only have one?
You're taking so long. Do you know how to do it?
Let me do the countdown. One!
Two!
-Maybe start with the left hand first? -Hey, stop it!
Three tattooed guys, I'll beat you up if you move!
This place belongs to us. Talk to us if there's a problem.
Can I hire you as a tutor?
You want me to teach him? My fee is expensive.
Sir, you've accepted the fees.
You put it right there.
In your belly-band.
You're a good person. Why do you want to be a bad person?
I told you why. You wrote it right here.
"Be a bad guy for Tally's sake."
INDIAN MAGIC OIL
Sir, how long does it take to learn to be a bad person?
-We're in a hurry. -Idiot!
It only takes three days to be a bad guy. Haven't you heard of it?
It takes three years to be a good person, but three days to be a bad person.
But there's only a lake here.
He can't get any worse though.
Is there a casino nearby?
Yes, there's a bus to the casino every month.
It will depart in a minute.
Let's go then.
So fast? Can't he learn it here?
-Hey, the boss has left. -Let's go.
He's going for three days. He should at least pack some clothes.
Idiot, it's only for three days. There's no need to change clothes.
I'll do my best to be a bad person!
Come back if it's too hard.
I don't know the way.
Take a cab.
I have no money!
Just come back and I'll pay for it.
Excuse me.
It's only for three days. Does she have to be so emotional?
He'll be someone's husband after three days.
Both of you have our poison.
When he plays the flute, you'll keep dancing.
He'll keep doing yoga if you play the flute.
He's your future husband.
What? Even a snake can talk?
It's an illusion.
-It's done. Let's play at the casino. -Sure!
This girl is very pretty.
That pretty girl is also a guy with mustache.
Place your bet and hands off. The bigger the bet, the more you win.
The first lesson to be a bad person.
Get addicted to gambling.
-Remember two things. -What is it?
Winning money ultimately leads to a loss.
-Yes. -Place your bet.
Place your bet.
The autumn breeze makes me want to eat some wild animals.
Do you think they have
pangolins or masked palm civet here?
Boss, I'm starving.
Let's go then.
Who are you?
We don't know each other.
-Why are you following us? -What?
Got you!
Stealing things?
I'll beat you up.
What is this? I've paid you to turn me into a bad person!
Idiot!
Do you need to pay to be a bad person?
-Hey, kid. -Hello?
Kid.
-Over here. -Up here.
Kid, do you need help?
Go away, Mustache Guy! I don't like men!
Goodness! I'm going to break!
Brahma, thanks for granting my love
with magical power to win this competition.
Play it.
Please play it and I'll keep dancing.
Please play it.
I don't even understand you.
Fan Tan or Pai Gow. Which one would you like to play first?
I don't have money.
Go and rob someone if you have no money.
It's a method of being a bad person.
Okay.
I'm robbing you!
Take out all your money! Take off your clothes!
-It's an illusion. -"An illusion"?
It hurts a lot! I'll take them off.
Where's the money? There's no money.
One dollar.
That went well.
That is an evil dollar that ruined my family.
This is an illusion. I have my clothes on.
I have my clothes on.
I'm wearing many layers of them.
Mustache Guy, why did you scream?
You have what I have.
I managed to rob a dollar!
In ten seconds, there will be a Big Bet at the Sic Bo table.
Okay!
Big Bet!
It's 3, 5 and 6. That's 14. It's a Big Bet!
I've turned a dollar into two.
The Fan Tan table will show two in ten seconds.
It's two.
Camel!
I bet on two!
Elephant!
I've won a lot of money. I'm so happy.
If you're happy, go all in for a Small Bet.
It's 3, 5 and 6. That's 14. It's a Big Bet!
I lost everything.
What do you want then?
I want to win it all back.
Borrow money from the usury. It'll show triple six at the Sic Bo table.
Okay.
It's done. There's no turning back for him now.
Let's look for the next victim.
Sir, I would like to borrow one dollar.
You get half the amount.
Pay me 13,000 dollars in return.
I'm only borrowing a dollar. Never mind.
Triple six!
One, three, four, eight. That's small!
Do you want to borrow again?
Open!
It's such a big casino,
but there are no wild animals to eat.
Let's catch them ourselves.
-Hey! -Goodness!
-Kids, do you need help? -Kids, do you need help?
Shit! We'll be eaten by someone in ten seconds.
It's game over.
Idiot!
You don't even dare to eat the snake.
How could you be the Japanese triad?
-The snake could talk. -It was very scary.
Was it scarier than me?
Eat!
Your girlfriend looks really beautiful!
Don't get too close, Mustache Guy!
You're beautiful in my eyes.
But others can tell that you're a guy with mustache.
People will think that we are gays.
My nephews.
I've finally found you.
-What is it? -Go!
-Go over there! -What is it?
Go away!
That's ridiculous!
It's an illusion.
Are they speaking wild dogs or wild boars' languages?
You're so disgusting, Mustache Guy.
-Boss. -Boss.
It feels so hot.
Damn.
The snake is very poisonous.
Shit!
-Where's Beauty? -She's with a man in the backyard.
Isn't this my junior...
who unified with nature in harmony?
You're a Chinese guy.
You're not a Hindustani.
You must be my junior's son then.
Do you know me?
Do you know who I am?
Indian Beauty.
I'll capture my daughter and wait for you in Yoga City.
It turns out I'm not one of the Japanese triad.
I'm Singh from the Himalayas.
I'm a yoga expert.
May I know how to get to Yoga City?
I want to marry Indian Beauty.
This Mustache Guy's dancing looks nice.
-Dad. -Beauty.
Come back with me!
-There's another elephant. -Hold on.
Stop acting as you wish. Come home with me!
Dad, please give me two minutes.
I'm leaving.
I hope you can attend the competition in Yoga City.
You can marry me if you win.
You can win it.
Mustache Guy.
Why do I chase after her?
Damn.
I fell in love with the Mustache Guy.
If there's something good to freshen up my mind, I surely won't lose.
My friend.
Would you like to freshen up with some drugs?
Is it good?
Yes.
-Hurry. -Okay.
"The Indian Magic Oil"
"Drink one drop to erase one day of memory.
Drink the same amount of drops
according to the number of days you've been bad."
What date is today?
-It's the tenth. -It's the tenth.
Open your mouth.
What date is today?
It's the ninth.
Open your mouth.
What date is today?
-It's the eighth. -What?
-What date is today? -It's the seventh.
Hey, today is the ninth.
-No, it's the seventh. -No, it's the eighth!
A drop can really erase
-one day of memory. -It's the ninth!
-Look. It's the seventh. -It's the eighth.
-It's so magical. -It's eighth!
Pay the taxi fare. Be smart.
The King of Tutor is awesome. He became a bad person in just two days.
Two days? It was only a day.
Who's the King of Tutor?
What are you looking for?
Don't bother me.
Thanks to you I've become like this.
I'm very awesome now.
A morbid gambler.
A drug addict.
A scumbag and rotten to the core.
I put the blame on others in everything.
He has succeeded. He can marry Indian Beauty now.
Screw it!
Marrying Indian Beauty?
I can't even do the basic moves.
How is that so? You can unify with nature in harmony.
That's right.
How can I unify with nature in harmony now?
If you can't marry Indian Beauty, you can marry me.
-Tally. -Tally.
Whatever. Shut up.
As long as you have money for me to buy drugs
and gamble, I'm fine with anything.
Don't be lazy.
Can you accompany me for the night?
There's no money, but you said there are.
Where is it? Where did you put it?
Believe me. I'll hit your head if you don't tell me.
I'm your wife.
Whatever.
I'll just take it as bad luck then.
Quickly get over it and give me money to buy drugs.
Come on.
Why don't you just kill me?
Marry someone else.
Someone like me isn't worth it.
You can open up the bag.
I did.
It's about the Indian Magic Oil.
"Drink one drop to erase one day of memory.
Drink the same amount of drops
according to the number of days you've been bad."
There's no such thing in the world.
I have it.
We've known each other for 12 days. Each of us takes 12 drops.
After drinking it, you'll gain your innocence.
This relationship between us will vanish.
I became a bad person during the last three days.
There's no need to forget the first nine days.
Just forget everything. I don't want to stay in your heart.
It's enough if only I drink it. You don't have to drink it.
Just drink it.
Let's forget each other.
-This is-- -Stop nagging.
Who are you?
Do you know how to go to Yoga City?
Why do you want to go there?
To marry Indian Beauty.
That's a tough competition.
-Can you put your leg on your head? -Yes.
There!
-Put it on your head. Not mine. -Okay.
There.
After you marry her, give half of her dowries to me.
Why should I split it with you?
You don't know the way. If I don't lead you, you can't marry her.
-That's right. Thank you so much. -Don't mention it.
Hey, wipe off your snot.
Done.
You must win.
After you win, give half of her dowries to me.
Once I have more dowries, I can get a better husband.
Okay.
Do you have the confidence to win?
I'll copy whatever you guys do.
I should be the one asking you if you have the confidence.
Beauty.
That man in the purple outfit is your future husband.
Mustache Guy!
That man in the orange outfit is my future husband.
There are so many people fighting for Mustache Guy.
King of Yoga's yoga contest for potential son-in-law
begins in Yoga City now!
Round one. Yoga human ball.
The remaining six winners will proceed to round two.
King of Yoga's yoga contest for potential son-in-law begins in Yoga City now!
Round one. Yoga human ball.
The remaining six winners will proceed to round two.
Hey, transform into a human ball!
Transform into a human ball!
Goodness! What the hell are you doing?
It seems like it's either your preferred candidate or mine.
What's the point of doing this?
Are you acting cool? They're almost reaching the finishing line.
You're transforming into a ball now? You think you're Schumacher?
It's a waste of effort. I lost my bus fare too.
You're even better than Schumacher!
Hey, this guy is insane!
Amazing!
What a formidable opponent.
An unexpected opponent showed up!
What a formidable opponent.
Round two.
A rolling-drum race.
The fastest three winners
in rolling the drum will proceed to round three.
Round two. A rolling-drum race.
The fastest three winners
in rolling the drum will proceed to round three.
-Hey. -Hey.
Let's attack him later.
Gosh!
Throw the paint!
That's a drift!
He can surely marry Indian Beauty this time!
Mustache Guy, play it harder!
Guys, put more effort!
Let's go!
I'm exhausted!
Super awesome!
We'll split it to 60:40. I'll take the larger share.
Don't get closer unless you split it to 70:30.
How can I unify with nature in harmony now?
Why do I find myself in your heart?
Why do I look so ugly with the snot?
Nonsense. What are you talking about?
Self-mutilation contest.
Two people who can do the worst damage to themselves will proceed to the final.
Round three.
Self-mutilation contest.
Two people who can do the worst damage to themselves will proceed to the final.
Beauty.
I'll give ten points to your man.
You give ten points to mine too.
Let's get rid of that big head guy.
Hey, that's enough!
-That's a strong blow! -No!
Mustache Guy, don't stop playing!
Keep playing.
Points for the contestant in the purple outfit.
You gave him ten points for such a bad performance?
Points for the contestant in the orange outfit.
Dad!
Dad, you didn't keep your promise!
They just simply gave the points.
Points for the contestant in the white outfit.
That's cheating!
-That's cheating! -That's cheating!
That's cheating!
-That's cheating! -That's cheating!
-Beauty, add some points. -No way.
-Add some points. -No.
No!
Don't add any points! No!
This will fail my man! No way!
Be quiet.
Let me announce that these three can proceed to the final!
-Unresolved Mystery. -Unresolved Mystery.
-To be fair, -To be fair,
-please test the bell in front of you. -please test the bell in front of you.
-Not by hand! -Not by hand!
-Use your will. -Use your will.
Please get into a state of meditation.
The snake pattern that encircles the three of you
is the Unresolved Mystery in Yoga City. Please solve it.
Whoever that can solve this mystery
will be my husband.
Please solve this Unresolved Mystery.
The snake bites its own tail.
What does it mean?
It's so complicated.
Brahma, please grant my husband wisdom.
Brahma, please grant Himalaya Singh wisdom.
I'm Peacock, Brahma's messenger.
Each of you had an extraordinary adventure in India.
I would like to hear your opinions.
Let's start with you, the one who lost his memories.
Who's the one that lost his memories?
That's you.
Why me?
I don't even know who I am.
I have no memory. Without memory, I don't exist.
Since I don't exist, why do you bother asking me?
Such wise words! What about the one who dreams?
Who's the one that dreams?
It's me.
When I was dreaming, I thought I was awake.
When I was awake, I thought I was sleeping.
Are you sleeping or awake now?
I think I'm awake, but I know that I'm actually dreaming.
Such wise words.
Himalaya Singh, what about you?
Everything is but Brahma's dream.
Where did he go?
He has been selected as the new messenger for Brahma.
Both of you may return to fight for Indian Beauty.
Hey, how to solve the Unresolved Mystery?
Give us some hints.
You shouldn't be asking me. Count on yourselves!
-Count on myself? -Count on myself?
-I know! -I know!
-Ring the bell! -Ring it.
-Count on myself! -Count on myself!
-Uncle! -Uncle!
-Uncle, we saw our tour bus! -Uncle, we saw our tour bus!
Take me with you!
Beauty!
Go after them!
Hey!
Help!
He has been possessed!
I'm Brahma's current messenger, Peacock.
Peacock?
My mission is to replace you
and guard Brahma while he sleeps?
If Brahma wakes up,
everything in this world will disappear including you and me.
All of us live inside Brahma's dream.
When he falls asleep again, the world will start all over.
From now on, I'll be reading people's wishes to Brahma who's dreaming.
If Brahma gets it, that person's dream will come true.
-I'm counting on you. -Leave it to me.
Anup in Bombay wishes for world peace.
A Hong Kong tour guide in Jodhpur wishes to find the four missing tourists.
Everyone is here.
Gosh, it's a pity those four are still missing.
-Hey! -Hey!
-You're the uncle! -You're the uncle!
-Both of you are his nephews! -Both of you are his nephews!
And I'm their aunt.
Who am I then?
-You're our tour member! -You're our tour member!
Tally wishes to marry the possessed man that she's carrying on her back.
Is that me?
You meditated with the others.
Why are you meditating for so long?
You're so troublesome.
Actually, you're quite awesome.
Why don't you be my husband?
It's a deal then.
This girl and I are pretty interesting.
When I thought our relationship just begun, it's actually ending.
When I thought it's ending, it's actually the beginning.
The King of Yoga of Yoga City wishes
to grant Himalaya Singh wisdom to solve the Unresolved Mystery.
The snake's head is biting its tail.
Head is tail, tail is head.
The beginning is the end and the end is the beginning.
It means to be indifferent to the beginning or the end.
Hey, you're awake?
Is the world going to vanish then? I just started.
Brahma falls asleep and continues to dream again.
The world starts all over again.
They are back to the age of the uncivilized again.
There is a group of primitives living in this uncivilized world.
They don't know how to talk or stand up straight yet.
The young primitive men are drilling the wood to start a fire.
Unfortunately, they burn themselves instead.
The adult primitive rushed in and reprimanded them at once.
They mark down this incident by using knotted string as records.
Since it has too many knots,
the adult primitive forgot the reason for making such a huge knot.
Human's memory is unreliable after all.
In other place, these two teenagers are falling in love.
The woman uses a stick to express her interest.
If the man is interested, he'll let the woman hit his head.
Then, the woman drags her man home.
The primitives' feelings are very direct.
The primitive father and daughter are having a walk.
They were almost hit by a Velocisaurus.
The smart daughter realizes that the standing up posture
of the Velocisaurus enables it to run fast.
So, she starts to learn how to stand up straight.
When the others saw such an interesting behavior,
they learn to stand up straight too.
They fall down and stand up again.
They fall down again after standing up.
When these primitives are trying hard to stand up,
a primitive at the faraway Himalayas
already knows how to stand up.
He is able to do the handstand too.
Since it's too boring to be by himself,
he twists his body in every angle.
This is the earliest stage of yoga.
This Himalayas' primitive
starts to think how this world is formed
and how he comes into existence.
Then, he tries to communicate with the sky.
Om!
Don't underestimate the om.
In yoga, it represents the beginning of a universe.
It holds infinite energy.
Go, primitives!
-Human's progression depends on you! -Om!
Subtitle translation by Angel Choo